i have dragon wings!
they're just about the faggiest dragon wings ever, without being pink... they're shimmery fake-crushed-velvet neon green and safety orange.

also with relatively little trouble they could probably be made to be a gothy sort of gossamer faerie wing kinda thing... like based on the materials i have, they could be black glittery-and-covered-with-hearts gauze and neon-pink-with-little-flowers-gauze

well. i guess it's pretty much decided that one way or the other i'm gonna make a seriously queer-ass pair of wings.
whether you'll get to wear them, or whether they'll even make it to dyke march, remains to be seen