"[horribly offensive lyric...]cos everybody hurts...sometimes"

So I was feeling very sad earlier tonight. My friend Dan, though, just sat in my room playing guitar for a good hour---the most un-PC renditions of "Closer to Fine" and "Everybody Hurts" than you could ever hope to hear. He cheered me up immeasurably. It's amazing what a little self-hating humor can do to lift the spirits of a genderqueer Jew. And now, to soothe my soul with some Haraway while listening to my playlist entitled "I Wanna Die." But really, now it's all right. Good night.