I just want to look like a movie star on the beach, is that too much to ask?

Why don't I have this bathing suit? Ahh, summer's gonna bring up some gay ol' issues. But honestly, my ass would look good in that cut. I suppose that I better start planning now, because I honestly doubt it'll go down well when I turn up at the shore in the queerest men's bathing suit and no shirt. Heh heh.

Again, where's the butch fashion handbook for crises like these?

Yesterday's Trans-forming Feminism conference was exhausting. The best part was meeting all sorts of fantastic trannies + queers (at least two of whom were Orthodox, several of whom were into leather, one of whom carried a Siddur in his pocket...*sigh*....) Cooking w/Drake + Cait afterwards was fun too. (Quote of the afternoon- Drake: 'I don't want to be cruel and unusual' (referrring to me chopping onions.) Me: 'No, it's okay.' Drake: [laughs])
Oh cruel + unusual. Speaking of, I found out that if 'someone' were to flag 'someone' would flag left. Which works out well, cos if Someone (me) were to flag, Someone (me) would flag right. Teehee.

Not to be cryptic, or anything...

Fuck, I gotta go do my take-home final so I don't fail Africana Studies. Fare me well!