who's a happy jew?

Me!!
Why?
Because I ate pierogies with sour cream and applesauce and sauerkraut. And broccoli, incidentally. Sour cream is good for this boychik's soul because it makes hir feel cozy, like at home on a fall day. Now I just have to get *excited* at the prospect of staying up ALL night outlining and penning my essay on sexual difference.

But I am excited. Why? Because I'm reminding myself that this is what I'm passionate about. This is the sorta stuff I wanna teach when I'm a professor. This is the kind of important philosophy that needs to be done.

So I'm gonna go now.
Why?
So I can do my delicious work that is important and intellectually stimulating, that's why.





PS-there needs to be a cigarette machine outside of Noyes. Seriously. I can't walk all the way to buy cigarettes with my neck in this inordinate state of pain and all this work to do. Ew no.

PPS-Cristina just said "beadle" is a stupid word.