well I guess that solves it:

You Are 52% Femme and 48% Butch!

80 - 100% Femme - You're the girly girl of the century. Or Clay Aiken. 60 - 79% Femme - Girl? Almost certainly. If not, you've got some major man boobs going on. 40 - 59% Femme - Girl or guy? Even your best friends can't figure this one out. 20 - 39% Femme - You are likely male, or the toughest, scariest lesbian around. 0 - 19% Femme - You are 100% male. You make cowboys look like pussies.

How Butch or Femme Are You?

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A very problematic quiz, but I'm glad it's finally clarified my gender for me. Oh wait, it actually said "even my best friends can't figure this one out." Fuck, foiled again.
I really like the questions though, which purport to be able to ascertain butch or femmeness based on whether you like to be on top or bottom and whether you can change a tire. Haha.

Off to take Evren's suggestion...sort of...and narrow down just what the hell I wanna say. Seth's iced tea is divine. ((Oh, no! ::flailing my wrists:: Does that make me femme??;))