spring semester is a hole in my solar plexus and gut.

dear professor,
that's not funny.
no papers after friday? meaning i have 3 days to write 15-20 pages about the morphological imaginary, the bodily ego, gender dysphoria and srs?
[iamnotpanickingiamnotpanickingiamnot--]
ohh fuck.

Need:
-uppers, like whoa.
-cigarettes, even more so.
-$ so I can get to the city and go to this conference. and for cigarettes.
-to finish my econ paper within the next 3 hours.
-to decide what i'm writing my philosophy final on. "deleuze" is not a topic.
-to start my motherfucken queer theory essay, aka 'oh, fuck'.

Well fuck me.

this is not procrastination, this is important.

random quiz of trial & error by girlina
username
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most wants to be your love muffin	de_cryptic
secretly videos you taking showers	strauss
thinks you should talk about sex more	chillincola
has a karaoke machine in their bedroom	trial_in_dust
owns a closetful of elvis jumpsuits	kaiaroo
wants to see you in a black pvc catsuit	lessness
writes dirty books under a pseudonym	caughtbythefuzz
was once a sex pistols groupie	bluemaxwell
does things so utterly depraved it's illegal	enchanteddesert
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Heh. I really don't think Colin needs me to talk about sex any more than I do. But Ev + I would be hot nonmonogamous pastries!

Oh, my g-d. I need to stop talking.