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10 Pieces of Advice for my 18yr Old Self,
as ripped off from the wonderful
entitything
(note: this is really funny cos I'm only 20.)
1. Stop worrying about whether you're bi and just make a move on Sara Holby already. While you're at it, put one on Kevyn too.
2. It's okay that you're not good at art or guitar, really.
3. Dude don't kiss people you're not attracted to.
4. Don't smoke cigarettes ever again.
5. If you really wanna go to Brown you should apply early decision. Otherwise you'll end up where everyone who doesn't get into Brown ends up, and you'll probably have a much better time there than you would at Brown.
6.There will be so much more coming out to do with Mama and Daddyo later, so cultivate bravery. Still true, but I think I should take this chance to warn myself not to wish for more full traditionally-attractive tits. Because that wish will be fulfilled and by the time that happens you will not want them anymore.
7. Girl, don't overthink things so much.
8. Keep deconstructing gender. Really, it's funny to look back and see the seeds you've planted for me.
9. Don't try to drink as much cheap vodka as the boys.
10. Spend as much time as you can with yr good friends, because soon they will all be scattered and far away.
as ripped off from the wonderful
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(note: this is really funny cos I'm only 20.)
1. Stop worrying about whether you're bi and just make a move on Sara Holby already. While you're at it, put one on Kevyn too.
2. It's okay that you're not good at art or guitar, really.
3. Dude don't kiss people you're not attracted to.
4. Don't smoke cigarettes ever again.
5. If you really wanna go to Brown you should apply early decision. Otherwise you'll end up where everyone who doesn't get into Brown ends up, and you'll probably have a much better time there than you would at Brown.
6.
7. Girl, don't overthink things so much.
8. Keep deconstructing gender. Really, it's funny to look back and see the seeds you've planted for me.
9. Don't try to drink as much cheap vodka as the boys.
10. Spend as much time as you can with yr good friends, because soon they will all be scattered and far away.