l'homme de la bibliotheque

[starfrosting]

Oh I've got such a crush on the little library man. He's wearing a cute old man cap that he somehow manages to make look polished and effete, and he perches like I'd imagine David Sedaris might back behind the desk. I'm so sure he's gay as a whistle; Kris, any leads? I mean he's not even objectively attractive (pale, nondescript cropped and/or balding blond hair, etc) but damn.

Or maybe it's just that whenever I'm in the library I'm pretty punchy to start with.