she makes me so hot I lose control over my tenses.

So originally I was gonna wax pornographically about a certain professor, include gratuitous detail + references to hermeneutics, but then I thought, as great as humiliation is (am I being sarcastic?) that's a bit much for livejournal. So instead I'm just happy that my fucken English paper is done, and it's Thursday, and Amy Ray is singing. And the birds are chirping. And I need to go buy cigarettes but I don't want to walk over there. Why don't they sell tobacco on campus? Fucking hell.

I am going to be on a Queer Coalition-sponsored dating game tonight. The object of competition--I mean affection-- will be my friend Kelsey, so it's all cool. I hope I get to answer the question, "Explain nuclear fission and fusion in yr sexiest voice." I'd say, "They are processes by which atomic bodies come together and break apart." Whew.

And trannytamp w/Matt + Seth?? But neither of them read this, so why am I bothering to mention it.

Off to read about intersexuality for wmst until I can no longer focus and go buy tobacco...