the cdo can't help me now

[starfrosting]

What my resumé should say, considering all its mention of research assistantships, culinary occupations, and writing:

I am a big foppish bottom. I like writing about gay shit, doing things for people, licking professors' boots, being in subservient positions to big strong men wielding knives, and creating delicious concoctions. Please, for the love of G-d, employ my services for a year before I hop back into academia like the "dandy philosopher fag" (cf. Nico) I am. Please, Sir or Madam. I'm begging you.

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Well....

[starling3rd.livejournal.com]

if your parents don't claim you as a dependent there's always the possibility of food stamp eligibility. I make a little less than two hundred a week to teach children in north philly to read and love each other.