starfrosting | what's a boychik to wear?

So, I realized that Dyke March should be an opportunity for fabulosity, thanks in part to

wookiepocket's post about getting dragged up as Betty Crocker for the stuff around her neck of the woods. Um, all I can come up with is fairy wings, which I don't have. So if anyone has a pair o' wings I can borrow (preferably gossamer, rather than fluff), let me know. Or if anyone is super crafty and can tell me how to make them, that would work too.

I worked 11 and a half hours today and I feel like I'm gonna pass out. Since I know that I won't and will likely stay up for hours on end, I made myself a wicked strong g+t to nurse. No one drinks that fucking old bottle of Tanqueray besides me, anyway.

Ayy, I need to get up and do another 12 hours in 10 hours. Blah. I'm gonna call my girlfriend, and dream of wonderful costumes for next weekend. Any aspiring-glam people should help me think up outfits.