you know yer a homo when

[starfrosting]

Sorry for all the posts guys it's the only way I'm getting through packing.

So, anyway, you know you're a homo when you decide to pack light and that includes:
-a surfeit of clean white undershirts
-too many buttondowns considering
-a dop kit with the following:
*pocketknife
*tea tree hair tonic
*oat tincture
*damiana tincture (both for anti-anxiety powers)
*skinny dip bath stuff
*hairbrush, just in case
*creme de la merde
*hair balm
*fig hand cream (the almond one is in yr bookbag)
*burt's bees little samples of marshmallowy moisturizer + shit
*cologne
*mini tabasco (didn't know where else to put it)
*rosemary hand balm (sensing a theme?)
*nail clippers
*nail buffer
*bronner's
*tweezers
*plus run o' the mill stuff like toothbrush etc

I figure I can get a razor while I'm there.
I'm just in awe of how, hmm, high maintenance is the wrong word, but how fucking fussy I am when it comes down to what I want to take with me. "Oh no, I couldn't just take the almond! What if I want to smell like figs?" Seriously. You can see where me and butchness run up against each other.

Still, I will not bring capitalism and schizophrenia no matter how many illusions I maintain of this being the perfect time to dig right in. And I will leave everything leather that is not my harness at home, because I am packing light.

Comments

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hey you, you are super-cute, and i cannot believe that you use creme de la mere, seriously! Isn't that the JLo stuff? Really, I am just being jealous because right now I possess only two kinds of hand-cream, oh wait, maybe three, oh well, definitely not as much and not enough... :)
On another note, I wanted to call you tonight, but when I read your note on hating the phone I decided not to add more anxiety to the already existing chunk. I kinda hate the phone, too, by the way.
Pack light, but take things that may make you feel good, even though they are silly. Also, don't do anxiety Olicim, as this will be the best adventure ever, I think. I am so very excited for you... And I like your hair-cut, and I don't like facial hair, so...;)